straight out of the mouth of my boy

as we were sitting in church yesterday, i noticed the boy 

rubbing a bug bite behind his neck. he was doing 

this for quite a while before he 

turned around and asked with a complete serious face,

"mommy, is this my back nipple?"

no joke.

i almost peed my pants during sacrament.

how reverent would that have been?

i pulled this picture out yesterday when the boy was looking over my shoulder. i explained that it was him as a newborn. after studying the picture a while longer he jumps with a pointed finger and yells,

"look mommy, i'm in a sandbox!"

so if that isn't funny enough; today he saw the picture again and with another pointed finger says, "look mommy, i have another penis" as he points to his umbilical cord. next comes, "and there's another one" as he points to the machine laying next to him!

that's a grand total of three penis' folks.

THREE!